The Tories are facing an electoral wipeout at the next General Election - and Boris Johnson is now looking over his shoulder.

'Self-awareness? Never heard of it mate' - Therese Coffey is taking pelters online, after she announced a set of new bathing sites.

It's just so, so weird isn't it? Nigel Farage ended his latest GB News show by trotting out a one-hit-wonder to *literally* sing his praises.

It's the sort of news that could put Jacob Rees-Mogg off his Easter egg on Sunday, as public opinion turns against the Tories.

Although sewage is spewing into our rivers, bosses at the UK's top water companies have received millions in bonuses between them.

It's not the first time Nigel Farage has been tricked on his Cameo account - and Led By Donkeys have taken full advantage.

Sure, we haven't had one nice day this year, and our seawater is full of sewage - but apart from that, a holiday in the UK sounds great.

Suella Braverman also argued that travellers caught-up in the mega queues at Dover this weekend should 'be a bit patient'.

Speculation is rife in Westminster this weekend, after a senior source confirmed that a Tory MP found himself in bother at a brothel.